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The 5 Keys To Lakers Wins

With over a quarter of the season over, the Lakers are now 9-13. Heres the numbers. In the last 22 games there was 5 things consistent with each win and loss. Everything else seems to have just as many wins and losses no matter if the outcomes were high or low each game. For instance we have won just as well when Dwight or Gasol’s rebounds and scores are high as we have with them having a...

Dec 12th

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Nuthin But A 'D' Thang

Here is my second NBA Classic Rap Album art. This one featuring D Rose.

Sep 12th

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LAKE-SHOW CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH

Just remade one of my favorite albums with one of my favorite Laker line-ups

Sep 12th

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5 Reasons Why LA is Not Now and Never Will Be...

With all the bandwagon as well as real fans FINALLY coming out of the woodwork representing their team since the CP3 trade last summer, they have really hyped themselves up promoting Los Angeles as now ClipperTown… but their hearts are beyond delusional. Although the Clippers share the same court as the Lakers, they’re not even slightly close in comparison. Here is a look, from the...

Sep 1st

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Lakers 2012-13 Starting Five Has Potential To Be...

With the Lakers newly acquired players this offseason I wondered where the 2012-13 Starting 5 consisting of Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard, Steve Nash, Pau Gasol and Metta World-Peace would match up against the All-Time best starting fives in Lakers history. After a little research I think they actually have the potential to be possibly one of the best, if not thee best. That is if they can learn how...

Aug 24th

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Aug 16th

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Aug 15th

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Lakers Upcoming Milestones and Starting Lineup...

The 2012-13 Lakers season is looking to make Kobe Bryant the 4th all-time scoring leader passing Wilt Chamberlain, and Steve Nash the 3rd all-time assist leader passing both Magic Johnson and Mark Jackson: Here is something else I put together to show the upgrade in the Lakers starting 5 this year compared to last year. The only thing they have lost is championship experience with Fishers 5 and...

Aug 13th

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A Message For The Philadelphia 76ers

Dear Philadelphia, I don’t really have any simple way of explaining what kind of player you have now added to your roster. Andrew Bynum is an enigma to even the Laker fans that have watched him play his whole career. One night he blocked 10 shots tying record for most blocks in a playoff game.. another night throws a hail mary 3 pointer, not at the buzzer but with pretty much a full shot clock...

Aug 12th

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A Look At The 2012-13 NBA Starting Lineup Star...

If you were to add up next seasons top 6 NBA teams starting lineup’s accolades it would look like this. Take from it what you will. It is just interesting to see how some teams starting 5 stack against the others success. Here are your Bulls, Thunder, Celtics, Heat, Spurs and Lakers.

Aug 11th

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Desperately Exploiting Deaths for a Retweet

I’ve always hated “parody” accounts on twitter just for their unoriginality for attention. Someone who desperately craves attention finds a random known figure, makes an account for them and just floods their timeline with copy and pasted tweets from other parody accounts. Nothing they write is original, its only for RT’s hoping that RT’s will then bring follows. But...

Jul 21st

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My Philosophy of "Human Nature"

There is a philosophy about life that asks if there is a human nature, is there a set in stone reason to all of our rhyme? Can everything we decide to enjoy and everything we do be predicted due to one single common motive behind everything a human does? I have spent years analyzing the world in front of me, and come to believe not only do we have a “human nature” but it’s actually pretty...

May 31st

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My email to ABC's "Shark Tank"

Dear Shark Tank Investors, My name is Donovan Strain and I would like to first give you 10 reasons why sleeping on a trampoline is better for you: 1. Cost Less than “normal” beds (economic!) 2. Like jumping on your bed? Nothing is designed better for that then a trampoline 3. Looking for comfort? They’re like hammocks you can’t fall out of 4. They take sex to a new level (it’s like...

May 11th

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May 10th

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Watch

Its Monday… guess who has a new video up? Check and repost my video below on FunnyOrDie.com! A Message To Miles

May 8th

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Got a sick Beats By Dre hookup in Chinatown!

HELP me get on FunnyOrDie.com’s front page!! go here and bump the rating on this..THANKS HOMIES! http://www.funnyordie.com/pictures/c117da34a5/got-a-sick-beats-by-dre-hookup-in-chinatown

Apr 27th

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Apr 20th

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Mar 20th

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My thoughts on losing Derek Fisher

For those that aren’t Laker fans or fans of basketball enough to understand what’s been going on for more than just Lebron’s Decision or Blake Griffin dunking over a Kia, the Lakers have lost a major part of its franchise. Looking at Derek Fisher career stats you won’t see anything impressive, but Fisher is that ‘invisible stat’. The heart statistic, the focus and LEADERSHIP statistic. Though as a...

Mar 16th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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cannibalshogun asked: What happened to Murk Avenue videos and Triflin Toons? I just discovered your stuff and it's crackin' my shit up! I need more!

Feb 1st

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Jan 28th

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I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'

CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the...

Jan 27th

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